Best. Advice. Ever.

I have been gone for far to long! with that in mind please enjoy these words of wisdom.

Hitchhikin'

The beautiful weather yesterday convinced me that I should ride the scooter my wonderful brother let me borrow for the summer to work. After work I realized I needed to jet over to Home Depot (again) for more supplies to complete my most recent project. Just as a side note- it is never a good idea to go to home depot on a scooter, I developed some incredible balancing skills trying to get everything home. But I digress. On my way home, laden down with bags, a group of homeless men thought it would be funny to try and get me to pick them up. They stuck there thumbs out and when I started to laugh they proceeded to chase me down the street. Who knew homeless people were so fast?
But the real question is- how much can the scooter hold? Apparently just me, some pruning shears, 3 tarps, 25 feet of hose, twine and about 15 pounds of spackle.

I love everything about this.

Today I feel like this...

Simon meets the swing

I had the pleasure of going to the park with my adorable nephew Simon, if you want to see happiness just check out his face. I wish I still got this excited about swings.

Mother, there is no other

With Mothers day coming up I thought it was fitting to bring this little treasure out of retirement. Everything from Mr T's small shorts to the bad production value of this video screams out appreciation for our mothers!

Love you mommy!

...and that was the happiest day of my life.

We went to Pirates Island - a pirate themed Chuck E. Cheese - for my friend Scott's birthday party, lucky for us it was also Karaoke Night! This guy sang 3 songs for us. He started his act with "Three Times a Lady", then moved on to "A few of my favorite things" and ended the amazing-ness with "play that funky music white boy".