Most people don't know this about me, but I have a serious thing for men with beards. Last year I went on a cruise and while aboard the ship I met a guy who was the founder of a club for men who have mustaches and beards called 'Stach Con. I really wanted to join the club just so I could go to the conventions, but alas, I was missing the critical requirement of facial hair.
I am a regular follower of the World Beard Championship, and even yesterday I was at Burger Supreme and I saw this guy with a fantastic red beard and I proudly turned around and stared. I know I am taking a long time to get to the point, and here it is... I love beards! I do. My friend just sent me this diagram it is was too awesome to keep to myself.
